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worldofthecutestcuties:

Someone at the Wisconsin Humane Society is really good at naming cats.

worldofthecutestcuties:

Someone at the Wisconsin Humane Society is really good at naming cats.

life-writer:

[x-ray and vav theme in the distance]

life-writer:

[x-ray and vav theme in the distance]

actualashiok:

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

when you’re in trouble there are four options:

stay silent and get yelled at for ignoring your parent

apologize and get yelled at for sass (even when it was sincere)

defend yourself and get yelled at for talking back

answer any questions your parent asked you and get yelled at for sass (again even if it’s sincere)

like what am I supposed to do when I get yelled at for literally everything

cry

then get yelled at for crying

kanayahummel:

british advertising.

lesbiangrandmas:

randomfandomteacher:

heretical-hypothetical:

artigosaurus:

queen-of-dork:

i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei:

debisanacronym1:

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN

IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!

WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!

VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!

THE UNDERDOG

I can’t find a source. Does anyone have any? I won’t believe it until I get a source.

SOURCES
HERE

officialwhitemom:

My one hour nap turned into a six hour nap : the novel

ill-ary:

'Meet the Generation of Incredible Native American Women Fighting to Preserve Their Culture' via Marie Claire

qirlunderyou:

i’m going in for a refill 

therealraewest:

memeguy-com:

Halloween display fell over

Skeleton gotta turn down it ain’t even October yet

therealraewest:

memeguy-com:

Halloween display fell over

Skeleton gotta turn down it ain’t even October yet

catsteaks:

that-damn-owl:

lodestonemedia:

This shows up on my dash like once a month and it’s funny every time.

This is still my favorite comic holy shit

The username he goes by is Matt_Rat and his comics are fucking hilarious

catsteaks:

that-damn-owl:

lodestonemedia:

This shows up on my dash like once a month and it’s funny every time.

This is still my favorite comic holy shit

The username he goes by is Matt_Rat and his comics are fucking hilarious

300,988 plays

skylorde:

what-is-this-i-dont-even:

wallyedge:

rottingcat:

vampireschoolnight:

junglejews:

snowballsack:

seagulls on laxatives

genius

i am still laughing really hard.

 NO FUCKING WAY

Fuck yes.

Excellent, excellent

god fucking dammit